Posted by: tymmerie | August 15, 2010

Action Shoe Breaking News: Rare Creature Makes Appearance at Shoe Fair

Thanks, Jim.

I am at the Shoe Fair where witnesses have been reported seeing the elusive and rare creature known as the Shoe Fly. The sightings were concentrated in one small area of the fair: the Shoe Fly Shoes vendor stall.

I am standing here with one of the creatures, 19-hour old Sabrina Shoefly.

Thanks for talking to us. What brings you to the 2010 Shoe Fair?

“Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.”

I see and you’re right, Soles4Souls is a great charity to be raising money for.

“Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!”

Three pairs at a time? That must really add up.

“Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.”

LOL! Yes! Helping a wonderful cause is a great excuse to buy more!

Entomologists (and fashionistas) recommend that if you encounter a Shoe Fly, you move slowly so that you do not startle it and buy a lots and lots of shoes.

Reporting for Action Shoe News, I’m Tymmerie Thorne.  Back to you in the studio, Jim!

Boots: [ hoorenbeek ] Cowgirl Boots – Beige

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